Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Overheard in the Nunnery

We call our dining room "The Nunnery."  Or, I do.  It is part one of our two part studio.  Emily works mainly in the Nunnery -- because sometimes she wishes she could just go to a nunnery and work.  My "section" is directly adjacent, and I have decided to call it, "The Asylum."  Take it either as a place for the insane or a safe harbor.

Anyways, EWH and I have had many conversations about how strange some of the things we say to each other are.  It always makes sense in context. This is the first of many attempts at archiving said phrases.  Our most oft-quoted line (to each other) goes as follows:  You can just put the seam allowance in the ass crack.

The gem of tonight:

Please, just don't show me that crotch stain.

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